Baaah-rilliant News! Teifi Taxis Launches Eco-Friendly Sheep Taxi Service in Aberystwyth
In a move that’s set to revolutionise sustainable transport in West Wales, Teifi Taxis is proud to announce its brand-new Sheep Taxi Service! 🐑🚖 That’s right—forget electric cars or bicycles; the future of eco-friendly travel in Aberystwyth is here, and it’s fluffy, four-legged, and fantastic!
Why Sheep Taxis?
At Teifi Taxis, we’re always looking for innovative ways to reduce our carbon footprint while keeping our beloved town moving. After extensive research (and a few questionable farmyard experiments), we’ve determined that Welsh sheep are the ultimate green transport solution!
✅ Zero emissions – Just grass, hay, and the occasional carrot.
✅ Locally sourced drivers – Supporting Welsh farmers and the rural economy.
✅ Unbeatable scenic views – No need to rush when you can enjoy the rolling hills at a leisurely trot.
How Does It Work?
Our fleet of highly trained, woolly chauffeurs is ready to take you on short trips around Aberystwyth. Whether you’re heading to the seafront, university, or the local pub, our sheep will get you there in style (and at their own pace).
Service Highlights:
- “Eweber” Priority Booking – Reserve your sheep in advance via our online booking system.
- “Fleece Class” Upgrade – Opt for a double-wool seat for extra comfort.
- “Bleat-Nav” Technology – Our sheep know Aberystwyth like the back of their hoof. No GPS needed!
“Baaah-rilliant new service launching today! Hop on and hold tight!”
Safety First – Woolly but Secure!
We understand you might have concerns about hopping onto a sheep for your daily commute. Rest assured, our fluffy fleet has undergone rigorous training, including:
- Advanced grazing navigation (no sudden stops for tasty grass).
- Sheep-shape steering (gentle nudges for direction changes).
- Baa-greement compliance (strict no-mutton policy).
Each ride comes with a complimentary wool seatbelt and a personal shepherd escort (optional, but recommended for first-time riders).
Pricing & Special Offers
To celebrate our launch, we’re offering baa-rgain fares for a limited time:
- £5 per trip (max 2 passengers – sheep have limits!).
- Student Discount – Show your uni ID and get 10% off (because students and sheep both love budget-friendly transport).
- Group Bookings – Hire a whole flock for weddings, festivals, or just a fun day out!
👉 Book your ride now at: https://teifitaxis.webbooker.icabbi.com/
Customer Testimonials
Don’t just take our word for it—here’s what our first riders are saying:
“I’ve never had a smoother ride! My sheep, Derek, even let me feed him a mint on the way!” – Elin, Aberystwyth
“Faster than the T1 bus during term time!” – Tom, Aber Uni Student
“I finally found a taxi that listens to me as much as my therapist.” – Gareth, Local Philosopher
Frequently Asked Questions (FAQs)
Q: Are the sheep licensed?
A: Absolutely! Each has passed the Welsh Woolly Transport Authority (WWTA) exam with flying colours.
Q: What if it rains?
A: Our sheep are waterproof! But we do offer optional fleece umbrellas for extra comfort.
Q: Can I choose my sheep?
A: Yes! Fancy a speedy Herdwick or a relaxed Welsh Mountain? Just request your preference when booking.
Final Thoughts
While our Sheep Taxi Service might be a little woolly around the edges, one thing’s for sure—Teifi Taxis is always thinking outside the box (or the pen) to bring you fun, eco-friendly transport solutions.
Whether you need a real taxi (with wheels and everything) or just want to support our dream of a sheep-powered Aberystwyth, we’ve got you covered.
🐑 Ready to ride? Book your real taxi today at:
👉 https://teifitaxis.webbooker.icabbi.com/
Happy April Fool’s Day from all of us at Teifi Taxis! 🚖💨
